Shiny No-Wash Long Puffer Coat – Women’s Winter Parka With Detachable Hood (S-2XL, Knee-Length, Thermal Lining, Water-Resistant, Oversized Fit)​

​​Disco Armor for Urban Explorers​​ This ​​self-decontaminating beacon​​ repels snow sludge and ketchup stains while its ​​holographic sheen​​ mimics Oslo’s northern lights. ​​5 Polar-Grade Features​​ ✓ ​​Smudge-Erase Tech​​ – Thumbprints vanish like morning dew. ✓ ​​Modular Warmth​​ – Zip-out lining transforms into spring jacket. ✓ ​​Battery Citadel​​ – Secret compartment fits hand warmer + power bank. ✓ ​​Aqua Fortress​​ – Beads off blizzard meltwater instantly. ✓ ​​Neon Safeguard​​ – Reflective piping alerts Uber drivers at 3AM. ​​Extreme Lifestyle Proof​​ Ice Queen Mobility​​ – Glides over snowbanks without riding up. Club Crawler Mode​​ – Hood adjusts around noise-canceling headphones. Groceries Heist​​ – Expandable gusset fits 6 wine bottles. ​​Fabric Forensics​​ ◈ ​​Liquid Metal Polyester​​ – Wipe-clean with damp cloth. ◈ ​​Aerospace Batting​​ – NASA-grade fiber clusters trap heat. ◈ ​​Phantom Seams​​ – Laser-cut edges prevent cold air infiltration.